the longer you watch it the funnier it gets
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
“I know what you are.”
“Say it.”
“A Pokemon Master.”
“We have Ironman, Spiderman, and Batman in the room. We should let the secret service take the night off.”
— George Clooney, at last night’s fundraiser held in his residence on behalf of Barack Obama. Robert Downey Jr. and Tobey Maguire were also in attendance (x).
Beatrix Potter Peter Rabbit
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
I’m sorry I don’t get on Tumblr for ages and then I bombard you with all these posts.. Ha.
I’m tired of doing this. Quit it.
